Since yesterday’s comic was only a single panel, I decided this Sunday would be a full on comic. I’M WILD LIKE THAT.

This is, once again, based on an actual conversation. I like this formula. It’s a comfort to know that, mathematically, there is an age in which it’s too young to date someone. Once you hit 10 the numbers just start going up.

SO LOCK UP YOUR 10 YEAR OLDS.